Pervert Spider

Every time I take a shower, I give it a look down for spiders.

My worst fear is being trapped in a shower with a spider. Lurking. Perving.

Well, I’m not really trapped, per se. All I need to do is step out of the shower. But I’d be all wet, and then I’d have to re-shower to get the rest of the body parts I didn’t clean before. Then I’d re-step over the wet carpet and bath mat for the rest of the day. Ugh.

On second thought, maybe the spider isn’t so bad. I could always go back in to kill it later.

If I remember.





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