Computer Monitor Fire and Shame

I’m so freaking cold at my office job.

Every year I dread the winter, because my boss is too cheap to put on the heat.

I’m tempted to light my computer monitor on fire to warm my hands. It wouldn’t last very long, but the few moments of blissful heat before the fumes overtake me and put me in a vegetative coma would be bliss.

Not worth it? I beg to differ.

 

 

 

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