So, I was about to publish a post about odd toilet seat inventions.

I have no idea where I was going with it. I found it in my drafts folder. I was half asleep, still kinda sorta drunk. I might have dreamed it up. Hell, I don’t know.

It was something about me whittling down the ends of a used toilet seat in order to turn it into a boomerang or something.

Don’t worry. I deleted it. You’re safe. That post won’t hurt you anymore.

Even this blog has to have standards somewhere. I know, I was surprised too.