So, this website host provides me with a map that colors in all the countries that have at least one person who has viewed my blog. Poor souls, all of them.

Anyway, there are just a handful of countries in the world who have yet to had the good fortune to stumble across my corner of the internet.

So, everyone here, collectively, pick up their phone and contact their friends in Kazakhstan and tell them to visit my blog. Yes, because I know you all have at least one.

For some reason, I have views from Macedonia and Mozambique, but not Kazakhstan. Let’s get with it people! You are all my mindlessly loyal army who does my smexy bidding. I believe in you. I love you and stuff maybe.