You hear how millennials are entitled and blah blah blah.
I’m a millennial, yet I don’t feel entitled to anything.
I feel like I’m missing out on something from my generation. Some experience or right of passage that I’m not being included in.
I need to embrace the stereotype, so therefore, I am entitled to everything. Everything you can see in the room you’re in right now is now mine.
Please mail it to me, because I’m also entitled to not have to do any travel or lift heavy items.