Since we’re living in social-distancing times, I’m thinking of the safest way to hand out candy on Halloween.
I’m thinking instead of opening the door and dropping the candy in their bags (which could be dangerous), I’m going to load candy into one of those T-shirt cannons and fire it at them.
I wouldn’t aim for anything important, maybe pointing it at the general direction of the opening of their candy bags and just hoping for the best.
So what if their peanut butter cups are a little smooshed? In my day, I had to walk uphill in the snow both ways. They can deal with a little smooshed-ness.