Flies, Honey, and Zac Efron

They say you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.

I saw, you can catch more flies with White Claws and Zac Efron posters than with honey.

Flies don’t like those things, you say? Fine, I meant me.

It’s an analogy. Or a parable. Or a paradox. One of those things. I have no idea what the difference is.

Anyway, my point is: I shouldn’t be drinking White Claws in the morning.

 

 

 

7 thoughts on “Flies, Honey, and Zac Efron”

    1. It’s the reincarnation of the angel Beltestub who lays an expired roll of taffy under the pillow of all good boys and girls who don’t bother their mothers while they’re flirting with the mailman.

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