They say you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
I saw, you can catch more flies with White Claws and Zac Efron posters than with honey.
Flies don’t like those things, you say? Fine, I meant me.
It’s an analogy. Or a parable. Or a paradox. One of those things. I have no idea what the difference is.
Anyway, my point is: I shouldn’t be drinking White Claws in the morning.