I feel like M&Ms are made for people who aren’t Iike me, because they’re made for people with self control. A person could eat, like, three tiny circles and say they’re good.

Me, on the other hand, the type of candy made for me is more like a bar that’s made not unlike the Subway party subs. You just open your mouth and slide it in like a conveyer belt, around an inch every 40 seconds.

There is no middle ground or exception to this.

The exception would be Charleston Chews, which only come in one size and are the only candy best frozen, which is a weird habit when you think about it. I dont freeze my Kit Kat bars. Or my tampons. Although that would be refreshing in the summer.