Breakfast Savagry

Is it normal to wake up so cranky that I want to stab someone just for saying hello?

I’ve already worked it out in my mind that I could easily and cheaply wittle a bagel down to a shiv. Or use my banana as a throwing spear.

Anything to escape The Cheery People. God, not them. It’s too early. I don’t have enough personality for this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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