They say to be famous and loved, you have to have haters.

This makes absolutely no sense to me, as I don’t have any haters. None. None at all.

And yet, I’m equally loved and adored by my raving fans, so how does that work then?

It must be that I’m the exception to the rule. All rules have exceptions, so why not this one?

I’m so glad I could provide that example for you all. Now back to your day.