My Dating Standards These Days (Hint: Low)

Is it sad that my idea of a nice date is eating an expired tuna sandwich with the crusts nibbled off, sitting on a crate in the back alley behind Home Depot?

That’s normal-ish.

And goddam, have the common courtesy to spit in my mouth before you leave. I guess it’s true that chivalry truly is dead.

 

 

 

 

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