Stop Light Woes

This morning on my way to work, I stopped at almost every red light I was supposed to.

That’s got to count for something in society. Some good citizen karma bonus points or something.

Maybe I’ll save them up and use them all at once to get out of my next speeding ticket, which will happen any day now.

Then I won’t have to go through the crying routine. I’ll still show my breasts, though. That part’s just for sport.