I saw on TV a commercial for edible dishware and silverware.

I shit you not. Basically, you eat out of it, then you eat it. So you have tomato soup, then you eat the bowl you ate it in…flavored with tomato soup.

I guess it’s a whole environmental push and everything, but honestly it’s pretty cool. How long must we wait until literally everything around us is edible, like your house, your bedroom slippers, or those divorce papers your ex keeps trying to serve you.

What’s next? Me being edible???

The cannibal in the corner nods, saying he knew this the whole time. I have no idea how he got in here. This should probably alarm me.

God, this blog is so random.