Have you ever seen those commercials where dish soap is used to clean little, adorable duckies after an oil spill.

I think that’s a little too easy. It doesn’t display the soap’s powers sufficiently to make me want to buy it.

Have the soap clean Satan after an oil spill or something. Like, really get in there around the earns and horns. Make the guy clean finally after all that sinning and lusting and stuff.

I’d buy that soap.

Satan soap. Soapatan. Satop.

Sells itself.