Really Fortune Cookie?

Even the messages in my fortune cookies are trying to give me dating advice.

Just the other day, I opened one up and it said:

Rachel, maybe if you lost 10 pounds, you’d find a man.

 

The nerve of that shit.

 

Also, Chinese is really hard to learn one fortune cookie message at a time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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