Fruit Cereal Psychopaths

People who put fruit on their cereal are psychopaths.

Bananas on Frosted Flakes? Gross. Strawberries in your Corn Pops? Pass. And I know those blue circles in your Captain Crunch are blueberries. Yuck.

Just eat your processed sugar like the rest of us without adding anything healthy. If you want healthy, eat a block of tofu and leave me alone with your guilt.

 

 

 

 

 

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