Since I have some new followers, I thought I’d let you know a few things about me:
- I hate chocolate.
- I have a birth mark that looks oddly like Rob Schneider’s face if you look at it sideways.
- I have an irreversible fetish having to do with Taco Bell sauce packets. Don’t ask.
- I believe that Teletubbies are horrific creatures sent by God and/or Satan, hellbent on destroying my happyness.
- I don’t know how to spell happyness.
One of the above things is true.