Taking showers takes forever.
I have to lather up, shave, scrub, rinse, and repeat everything. It’s annoying.
I want it to be a thing where a team of people come up and simultaneously do all that for me, with each person performing a specific task, to where all I have to do is walk in, slowly turn my body a full revolution, and then walk out, done.
Basically, I want to be a Nascar…car, but a human in a shower.
I often want someone else to brush my teeth for me. Especially when I’m ten seconds away from falling asleep in bed, all comfy and cozy.
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Ugh and you remember and you have to get back up.
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Exactly
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I nominate someone else.
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Although this is hilarious, it’s also a MOOD.
I have a love/hate relationship with showering. Love being clean, hate cleaning.
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You’re right, it is hilarious. You have passed the test.
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