Taking showers takes forever.

I have to lather up, shave, scrub, rinse, and repeat everything. It’s annoying.

I want it to be a thing where a team of people come up and simultaneously do all that for me, with each person performing a specific task, to where all I have to do is walk in, slowly turn my body a full revolution, and then walk out, done.

Basically, I want to be a Nascar…car, but a human in a shower.