You know how the South of the Border pronunciation of people named Jesus is different right? It’s pronounced Hey-zeus.
I just want to meet one, at least just one, Latino man who pronounces his name the other way. You know, the Christ way. I think that would be badass as hell.
If it were me, I would be walking around saying, “Sup everyone. My name is Jesus.” I’d probably even get free drinks at the bars. More free drinks then the usual, anyway. Because they hope I sleep with them, and all.