I recently purchased a newer used car, recently. My old car had 115,000 miles, and my newer car only has 56,000 miles. It’s not brand new, but it’s certainly an upgrade. My old car had no features. It was pretty much a metal box moving at 70 miles an hour.

So, today, an hour ago, for the first time, I used electric windows to deposit my paycheck to the bank at the drive-thru. I used to have to crank the windows down by hand, and it took so much effort, but noooo more.

It felt incredibly luxurious. I nearly asked the bank employee if she had any Grey Poupon. I’m not joking.