Cell phones have a rough life.

They spend all day in our pockets, suffering through indirect crotch warmth, when all they want to do is be by your ear.

The best treated cell phones are owned by Engineers, because they have those chest pockets. At least then cell phones wouldn’t be by the crotch. I’m sure people who work in other industries have chest pockets, but every engineer I know has them, so there you go.

So, this is a service announcement for cell phones. Be kind to them.