My Fear of Sitting Down

There are days I really wish I had one of those contraptions that enable women to pee standing up.

I saw it on a Buzzfeed video. It’s like a plastic tube funnel gravy boat kind of thing you hold under your vagina. Like a water park slide, only for your pee.

It would at least solve the cold toilet seat issue and my inmate fear of sitting down in public restrooms.

 

 

 

 

 

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