This Baby is Not Mine

At what point is it inappropriate to include a picture of someone else’s baby in your Christmas card, stitched together with staples and invisible tape to your own picture in order to pretend to family members that you have some meaning in your life.

Because babies mean a meaningful life to a woman, right? That’s what Lifetime movies tell me. Babies and an IRA and picket fence and stuff.

Asking for a friend.






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