In his show Kitchen Nightmares, Gordon Ramsay hates microwaves. Anytime anyone uses a microwave, he slaps their hand.

You know how people develop fetishes for things they hate? I bet when Gordon Ramsay comes home after a day of filming, he uses the microwave for everything, even for non-food items. Things like coffee grounds, shampoo, and condoms.

I can just imagine his strong, British, English accented fingers striking those microwave buttons with such vigor.