Ranch Everything Right Now

Why do I judge the silly American pouring Ranch over everything in a restaurant, as I glance up from the pile of barbecue sauce I just created for my New York strip?

God damn it. I’m going to get hit by lightning on the way home.

 

 

 

 

 

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