I’ve never had bath toys like rubber duckies before and I’ve never sang a rubber ducky song. I guess that makes me a terrible muppet, because they sing bath songs all the time on Sesame Street.
I suppose I don’t want to be a muppet, so that’s a good thing, although that one muppet gets to eat all the cookies he wants, even while being filmed on National Television. At least until the hippies got to him, then he’s the vegetable monster or some stupid such.
So I guess what I’m saying is, I’m craving cookies right now.