Wedding traditions are so dumb. I think a lot of people do them without knowing why.

Like the cake in the face thing. It’s no big deal for the guy. He just wipes it off and goes along his merry twelve o’clock shadow way but for her it’s like, I know you just spent the past 6 hours working on your makeup to look the prettiest you’ll ever be in your entire life, but here’s some moist cake to ruin it all.

Happy rest of our lives together my ass. No wonder people get divorced.


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