Accountants Hate Themselves

I wonder if accountants actually enjoy crunching numbers or if, in actuality, they truly hate themselves.

Subjecting themselves to a life of math might be akin to Medieval priests flogging their backs, flaying their skin for repentance. With every strike of the calculator, they lose a little bit of their precious blood, flowing across the face of their desk.

I can only imagine what their conferences are like.

 

 

 

 

 

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