I’m going to be so famous one day with this blog. Just you wait and see.

You’ll be like, “Rachel, you’re so famous and stuff,” and I’ll be like, “Who are you and what are you doing in my house?”

Then you’ll say, “I’m a blog fan,” and I’ll be like, “Oh, okay. Want to do some blow and throw dollar bills at dancing, naked Gary Busey?”

Ah, celebrity life.