I’m always afraid to keep toothpicks in my mouth in the event of a mishap.

For example, what if I sneeze? I’m aware the wind pushes outward, but what if I’m standing in a small space and it creates a vacuum and the toothpick gets sucked in and lodged into the back of my throat and I choke on it?

Or even if I don’t choke on it, what if I have to forever live disfigured that way and have to bifurcate every single bite of food to make its way around the toothpick? Or only consume bites small enough to pick a lane either way. AND no guy will want me to give him a blowjob ever again.

Easier just to avoid the situation altogether.