I don’t understand why immediately after Thanksgiving, my bowel movement smells like baby vomit.
I mean, it’s not like I do anything different. You know, just eating weird combination of foods and casseroles and jellies that I haven’t eaten for 365 days and will never eat in between.
Okay, I guess it does make sense. And yes, to answer your question, I have been holding it in since Thanksgiving, apparently.