They say that while in the bathroom going number 2, you should lift your feet to imitate a squatting position, that it’s easiest on your bowels or something.

There are products out there to lift your feet, but I’m broke and lazy, so I have to go about it with other means.

So, I lift one foot on top of the bathtub rim and the other foot goes on top of the rickety plastic drawers I bought from Walmart, either that or delicately balance on top of the toilet paper dispenser.

I don’t think this is helping my bowels, but it does guarantee I look ridiculous if anyone happens to walk in.