It’s amazing to think of how many countless thousands of years it was until peanuts and cocoa beans were finally introduced to each other, wedded by the presiding Mr. Reese’s in front of the congregation of the entire world.

When I think of society without peanut butter and chocolate mixed together, I weep for the people who have never known it. Hell, I dip my chocolate granola bars in jars of peanut butter. It’s always better that way.