I had an avocado for breakfast this morning, you know, the fruit West Coast soccer moms orgasm over. It WAS pretty amazing.
I don’t know how avocados get so creamy. Vegetables or fruits shouldn’t be creamy, in my opinion, but I love that this one is.
Also, I ran out of toast, so I had to use an English muffin. I’m pretty sure a British person is rolling over in his grave as we speak.