So do flat-earthers believe that the Earth flips end over end like a coin to represent the passing of each day? I just want to make sure I get this ridiculous theory right.

What about the Marianas Trench, though? It’s so deep, it would poke through the other side. Oh! When it pokes through the other side, is that the Himalayas? It makes perfect sense. They’re both the tallest and the deepest part of the earth.

The flat-earthers were right all along. The end is near.