Eat Less Cows?

If the Chick-fil-A cows want to avoid being eaten, instead of marketing chicken, all they have to do is become a whole lot cuter and behave like dogs, like playing fetch and rolling over.

That’ll instantly work, as humans prefer to eat ugly animals. As the human race, we would all take an involuntary giant step forward toward vegetarianism.

 

 

 

 

 

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