The Sales Pitch For Umbrellas

Here’s the sales pitch for umbrellas:

Hey, here’s an expensive way to only stay 7% dryer. Also it’s bad luck indoors and it usually turns inside out when it’s windy. But on the flip side, if your first name’s Mary, you can use it to fly all over England for some reason.

 

 

 

 

 

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