The Sales Pitch For Batman

Guy 1: Okay, I have this idea for an awesome new superhero.

Guy 2: Sweet. What powers does he have?

Guy 1: Uh, none. But he has a bunch of gizmos.

Guy 2: Neat. Like weapons to shoot the bad guys.

Guy 1: No, he doesn’t believe in firearms. Just climby-things and tacts dropped out of the back of his car. You know, to blow their tires out.

Guy 2: So what else?

Guy 1: He’s terrified of animals, one in particular.

Guy 2: That sounds odd. Can we at least make his only friend either twice or half his age?

Guy 1: Got you covered, Guy 2.






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