Oh my God. You guys, it’s a Christmas miracle. I finished a tube of chapstick. Completely. Down to the nub.

Always, a hundred percent of the time, I lose the tube long before it’s finished. I tend to accumulate them between the driver’s seat and the door of my car. Also between couch cushions. But not this time.

For the first time, I got my money’s worth out of my tube of lip balm. I feel accomplished today.