I want to be the person who announces when a volcano is going to explode. I don’t know why, but that sounds super cool to me.
I wonder what the reward is for announcing a killer volcano. Are all your drinks purchased for you when you walk into a bar? Do you get a certificate? I say I better, especially if I save thousands of lives. Millions.
Really, I would just be going to the mountain and whispering to it, saying, “Hey buddy, how you feelin? You gonna blow yet?” Like a literal volcano whispering kind of thing.