Like many of you, I grew up watching the movie Home Alone when I was little.

I personally found the moral of the story a little cheesy. You know, be careful what you wish for and appreciate the family you have and all that.

I prefer the moral of the story being to make it so everybody disappears and leaves you alone, you take the law into your own hands, you terrorize the neighborhood, and you place tarantulas on people’s faces.

Actually, that’s the moral I take from quite a few movies, minus the tarantula.