Please Eat Me

I find it creepy when companies feature food products with little mascots that look like the food you’re about to eat.

Like a breakfast cereal where they take a piece of it, give it eyeballs, and put it on the box. How can I eat the cereal when it’s staring right at me? The box gave it life and now you’re asking me to take it away. Sentient cereal begging me to eat it.

No thank you.

 

 

 

 

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