Who Are Not My Friends

I don’t feel like I can fully trust people who consider ice cream a food.

It is not a food. It is a beverage, just in a different form. Ice cream should never be counted as something that will make you full, as a beverage doesn’t make you full.

If anyone wants to question me, I’ll be outside with dueling daggers at the ready. And by daggers, I mean margaritas, and by outside, I mean inside with air conditioning.







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