A friend of mine just purchased and used a butt scrub, which is pretty much the last straw with me.
At this point, we’ve lost society as a whole. The world is over and it won’t be long now. We pretty much need to deem Selena Gomez as our Lord and Savior and pray for the second coming of the TV show Friends, while grasping the holy scepter of white chocolate Toblerone.
Stay steadfast, brethren.