So I tried a new lemon poppyseed muffin recipe – just a mix and bake don’t get too excited – and it turned out amazing.

I don’t know if that urban legend about poppyseed and it looking like drugs is an actual thing, but if it is, I would totally fail some drug tests right now.

These muffins are so good that I’m surprised they’re not used as a hard currency in some random country in the world. It would probably do better than what they’ve got.