Firehose in My Mouth

This Waterpik I purchased from my dentist is incredible. And by incredible, I mean incredibly powerful.

It’s basically a fire hose in my mouth. I’m pretty sure all water picks are merely a conspiracy to break teeth by the sheer force of the water torrent so that dentist can rake it in.

Dentist also have a conspiracy going with the community and people who hand out candy on Halloween. Wake up, people.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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