I Have Magic Powers Bitches

I just microwaved a hot pocket and had a realization. I have magic powers.

I held the Hot Pocket in front of me, took a whiff, and I could tell what flavor it was without tasting it. When you think about it, that is some magical shit. That’s like voodoo witch black magic stuff, to be able to tell what something is from across the room without putting it inside you first.

I think we take our superhero abilities for granted sometimes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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