Bodies on the Lawn

The guys living upstairs in my apartment complex are playing loud music and stomping around again. It’s getting a little old.

Let’s keep this between you and me. If you find several bodies of frat guys dispersed across the lawn tomorrow morning, I had nothing to do with it.

It probably had to do with spontaneous combustion or something not involving me going to prison.

 

 

 

 

 

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