I Only Buy Stocks With…

I only buy stocks with animals in the company name.

Also, only animals that are delicious.

That is all.

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That seems like a very sound investment strategy. Didn’t we work together at Crispy Chicken Wing Investment Advisors?

I guess Lacoste is out 🙂

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