I recently watched a documentary about how chicken nuggets are made.

You could tell the documentary-ographer was simply trying to scare people with how horribly unhealthy they are.

What they didn’t account for are people like me, where I craved chicken nuggets more after watching it than before. I don’t care what kind of goo they’re made with as long as they’re served with that sweet and sour sauce. They can soak the nuggets in children’s tears for all I care.